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27 October 2012 @ 03:28 pm
Let’s Make Some Noise!  
The World Series is in Detroit today! We do best playing at home and we really need the win. But that’s not my point. My point is, I hate the fucking announcers. I just want Rod & Mario (the guys who announce the games for Fox Sports Detroit). At San Fransisco, the one announcer for the Series says some bullshit about how loud and revved up the SF crowd is and then he says, “I have never heard a crowd like that before. Of all the teams, San Francisco has the most enthusiastic crowd I’ve ever seen.” Bitch, listen, clearly you have never been to a game in Detroit. 3 million+ fans attended the games this year in Detroit and we are loud mother-fuckers. Yes, San Francisco has very enthusiastic fans who like to dress in costumes and dye their hair orange - (it does kind of look like a sci-fi convention or a punk rock concert out there with the outfits and stuff) - I’ll give them that. But don’t say they make the most noise of any crowd, until you’ve heard Detroit rise to its feet, okay? It got me all bristled up. So I really hope the crowd tonight in Detroit makes those announcers go deaf with it. Make some noise in the D!


Last night my leg was hurting and I wasn’t feeling so hot, so I got into bed at like 9pm and played some Plants vs. Zombies - (yes, apparently it is the only game I ever play on my DS anymore) - while a Law & Order: SVU marathon was on in the background. I fell asleep and I dreamed that Justin Verlander (the Detroit Tigers’ star pitcher) was leading an investigation team of other baseball players - (they were all in their baseball uniforms and there seemed to be one from each of the American League teams, I saw a White Sox and a Yankee there for sure). They were investigating a senior citizen orgy ring. Yes, you read that correctly. Justin was telling them all what they need to do (clearly he was the chief) and then the Yankee guy was like, “We can’t quit now! Justin’s right!” and even in my dream, I was like, “Stop being a suck-up, Yankee.” But then Shawn & Gus showed up to help them solve the crime. They had to go to Shawn’s dad’s house and they locked themselves in the bedroom and when Henry asked what they were doing in there, they told him they were building a bird whistle for bird watching. Henry told them that he was an avid bird-watcher and he would help, but when he went in the bedroom, Shawn and Gus had climbed out the window. Henry was so sad nobody wanted to build bird whistles with him. I felt bad for him. Then Gus told Shawn he needed to get a real job. I’m thinking, “Dude, you are helping baseball players solve sex crimes! What’s awesomer than that?” But that was the thought that made me go, “Oh, this is clearly a dream,” because I woke up then.

So what this dream shows us about my inner state of mind is…a) It’s baseball season in October! and b) I fell asleep watching Law & Order: SVU and c) all my sister does is lament how Psych is not coming back until February!

Look, USA Network, when you pushed Psych from a summer show last year to the fall, you told us all the summer was a better place to premiere a new show (curse you Suits!) and that Psych fans were loyal and would follow it anywhere. This is true and we did. But now you’ve pushed it this year from the fall until February and this will not stand! Yes, we are a loyal bunch but lest you forget, Psych fans are also the people that put USA Network’s original programming on the map in the first place. All these other shows you are pushing Psych aside for now? You wouldn’t even have them without the awesome stylings of Shawn & Co to begin with! (Monk fans too, but that’s not my point right now).

Go screw yourselves, USA Network, you’ve made my sister sad.
 
 
 
lisa213lisa213 on October 27th, 2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
Game 3
Anibal better pitch like Cy Young tonight. I want a win! Go Tigers!
dodger_sister: sportsdodger_sister on November 2nd, 2012 01:13 am (UTC)
Re: Game 3
Well, Anibal did pitch a great game, as did Max the next night. It doesn't matter though if the other team's defensive is 110% and your own hitting is next to a dribble.

It was a sad showing for The Tigers in the World Series this year, but hey, we made it there to start with and that ain't nothing. I am going to try to get to the store this weekend to get my hands on an American League Champions shirt. Here's to next baseball season!!! /raises glass in air/
lisa213lisa213 on November 2nd, 2012 01:34 am (UTC)
Re: Game 3
That's what happened to us. Great pitching but hitting? Not so much. Next year!
ranuaranua on October 29th, 2012 10:46 am (UTC)
Your dreams bb! they slay me! Clearly the best men for the job of solving an old people orgy ring are baseball players. (but really, they couldn't leave the old people alone to have sex? that's just not right, old don't mean dead. lol) :D I think you win for best subconscious on the internet.
dodger_sister: teen!deandodger_sister on October 29th, 2012 06:35 pm (UTC)
Clearly the best men for the job of solving an old people orgy ring are baseball players. (but really, they couldn't leave the old people alone to have sex? that's just not right, old don't mean dead. lol)

Clearly. ;) I think maybe my subconscious just thinks SVU would be better if they all wore baseball uniforms. lol I was thinking too that it was uncool of them to bother the old people who wanted to have orgies. If I live to be 80? It's sex and drugs from there on out. ;) I kept waiting for the baseball players to reveal that one of the old people had been murdered or something.

I think you win for best subconscious on the internet.

LOL Thanks. Last night I dreamed about like 13 year old Dean Winchester being a nanny, while demons were chasing him and then there were puupies. 8D
ranuaranua on October 30th, 2012 11:24 am (UTC)
If I live to be 80? It's sex and drugs from there on out. I'm right there with ya!!

Last night I dreamed about like 13 year old Dean Winchester being a nanny, while demons were chasing him and then there were puppies. Omg! :D I'd so read that!
wolfrider89wolfrider89 on November 4th, 2012 06:33 pm (UTC)
Dude, your brain. I love your brain SO much! I mean, I have never seen a baseball game in my life, but I still enjoyed the hell out of your dream. :)

Psych getting pushed sucks. I hate when they do stuff like that, it's like they're punishing fans for being loyal or something byt making them wait even longer. :S
dodger_sister: psychdodger_sister on November 9th, 2012 01:45 am (UTC)
My dream was so crazy because it was so obviously a combination of all the things I was thinking about when I fell asleep - like a bizarre crossover fic in my head! Last night I dreamed about making out with Puck from Glee - idek where that came from since I don't even watch Glee anymore, but I will not complain. It was a good dream!

***

LIST OF THINGS TO DO IF WOLFIE EVER VISITS MICHIGAN

'Take Wolfie To A Baseball Game' ;)

***

Psych getting pushed sucks. I hate when they do stuff like that, it's like they're punishing fans for being loyal or something byt making them wait even longer

EXACTLY. Treat your loyal fans with the respect they deserve, dammit! Can you imagine if they pulled that bullshit with the SPN fans? Sure, you can't get much more loyal than the SPN fans, but if you tried pushing the show back almost five months just because you figured, 'Hey, they are loyal, they'll follow the show anywhere'...Shit would burn, if they tried that. Right?
wolfrider89: 1 tattoowolfrider89 on December 12th, 2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
Last night I dreamed about making out with Puck from Glee - idek where that came from since I don't even watch Glee anymore, but I will not complain. It was a good dream!

Sounds pretty awesome, yeah! I never really got into Glee, but I remember that he is pretty. :)

LIST OF THINGS TO DO IF WOLFIE EVER VISITS MICHIGAN

'Take Wolfie To A Baseball Game' ;)


*thumbs up* I approve!

Can you imagine if they pulled that bullshit with the SPN fans?

Shit would burn SO HARD. I mean, I can still recall that time they replaces SPN with The Vampire Diaries with only a few days warning. There was a vid with burning. And DAMN, fandom was angry. So yeah, if they pushed SPN like they did with Psych there would be shit going down. Bad shit. Do not mess with the crazies. :p
dodger_sister: gleedodger_sister on December 16th, 2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
If ever you do decide to watch Glee, I suggest you just watch the first season. It had a nice end to it, so it almost feels like watching a 24 episode miniseries and you can end there without any cliffhangers or anything. It's the best of the seasons and the show kind of went downhill from there. First season still owns my heart so hard - very few shows of had such amazing first season runs as Glee, imo.

Shit would burn SO HARD. I mean, I can still recall that time they replaces SPN with The Vampire Diaries with only a few days warning. There was a vid with burning. And DAMN, fandom was angry.

I forgot about that! Hell yes, everybody went nuts!

So yeah, if they pushed SPN like they did with Psych there would be shit going down. Bad shit. Do not mess with the crazies. :p

Dude, seriously, the network execs would have to hire bodyguards or some shit. SPN fandom is made of the best Win of all but it is also made of the worst Crazies of all and people get all riled up and then mob mentality sets in and...damn. No, The CW knows better than to pull that shit, I think. 8)