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24 June 2013 @ 08:51 pm
Things Kids Say.  
The Nephew just spent 30 minutes talking my ear off, mostly about this book series he is reading called “Captain Underpants”. Also about the Lego LotR game he is playing, He kept calling Gimli…‘Grimli’. He told me, “When I was in the mines, Grimli kept crying and crying over that one grave, which I don’t even know what it was, and then I couldn’t even use him because he was crying so much.” I had to explain to him how it was Balin’s grave.

I have been watching the ‘Batman: Brave and the Bold’ cartoon that he loaned me. They had a pretty cool episode where Batman and Green Arrow went to Camelot. Morgana turned into a dragon! But in one episode, there’s this guy, Dead Man, who is a ghost that can possess people and then use their bodies to fight crime. He jumped into a random passerby to use him to help Batman and I yelled at the TV, “Dubious consent issues!”. Then later when Dead Man needed to use Speedy, Batman says to Green Arrow, “Is it okay if we borrow Speedy for a minute?” and Speedy goes, “Wait…borrow me how?” and then Dead Man jumps into Speedy’s body and I went, “Why are you asking Green Arrow? What is he even…Speedy’s dom?”. It was at this point that I started cursing the Supernatural fandom and how it has warped and ruined me forever. Because it has.

In Canadian Nephew news, he turned 2 about a month ago and recently he was at the table eating and my brother had his back to him when all of a sudden TCN yells, “Fuck!” and my brother whips around and goes, “What did you just say?” and TCN goes, “I dropped my fuck, daddy.” Apparently when he says ‘fork” he drops the ‘r’ and it sounds a lot like he is saying ‘fuck’. So he hears my brother telling me this story and he thinks it must be funny, so suddenly in the background I hear him go, “Fok, fok, fok, spoooon,” and then laughing hysterically at himself. In the same conversation, my brother and I were talking about our favorite episodes of Psych and he tells me that his favorite is the “Hangover”-esque one where Woody keeps going around telling everyone how he spooned Lassiter - “I spooned that guy”. Of course, TCN, who is still laughing uproariously at his ‘fork-spoon’ joke, hears his dad quote this line and shouts out, “I spoon that guy!” We, naturally, lost our shit laughing. Now my brother is worried that his kid will go up to random people and say, “I spoon that guy. Fuck.”

Also, recently The Canadian Brother & family moved into a new house. but they had to stop back at the old place. Canadian Nephew was running through the old empty house screaming at the top of his lungs because that’s what you do in empty houses. But The Canadian Niece, all of 3 ½, just stood in the doorway with her little arms crossed on her chest and said in her most 13-year old voice, “Oh, not this place again.” Good to know she doesn’t have separation anxiety from her old house!

That is all.
 
 
 
Ironlily - Making My Marquevikingprincess on June 25th, 2013 01:28 am (UTC)
When you come to a fuck in the road...

Fucks and spooning...

Fuck score and seven years ago...

(What great stories!)
dodger_sister: wee!deandodger_sister on June 28th, 2013 12:35 am (UTC)
The kids in my family crack me up, man. Seriously, 'Fok, fok, fok, spoooon," is like a legit joke from a two year old!

When you come to a fuck in the road...
Fucks and spooning...
Fuck score and seven years ago...


ahahahaha OMG. Fuck score and seven years ago...if only that had been the real speech! See, my icon - Wee!Dean and I are making the same face.
Ironlily - Making My Marquevikingprincess on June 28th, 2013 04:20 am (UTC)
*snicker* Just how DOES one score a fuck, anyway?
dodger_sister: porndodger_sister on July 1st, 2013 08:04 pm (UTC)
*snicker* Just how DOES one score a fuck, anyway

Hell if I know. Ask the waitress?
Ironlily - Making My Marquevikingprincess on July 1st, 2013 08:27 pm (UTC)
Use a ten point scale? A rubric?
dodger_sister: smirkdodger_sister on July 2nd, 2013 12:45 am (UTC)
Use a ten point scale? A rubric?

/snort/

Grade on a curve?
Ironlily - Making My Marquevikingprincess on July 2nd, 2013 03:49 am (UTC)
I'm sure that curves would be involved somehow!
lizibabes: Franklizibabes on June 25th, 2013 08:42 pm (UTC)
That has given me a much needed giggle!! Kids sometimes say the best things and that has to go high up on the list. I dropped my fuck, I kind of love it.

And I love that ep the spooning line made me giggle quite a bit.
dodger_sister: psychdodger_sister on June 28th, 2013 12:38 am (UTC)
That has given me a much needed giggle!!

I'm glad to hear it!

I dropped my fuck, I kind of love it.

Right? I can't even look at a fork now without laughing a little.

And I love that ep the spooning line made me giggle quite a bit.

It really is one of the best Psych eps ever - I love when Henry finally calls them and he doesn't know where he is and he starts freaking out about his pants! And when they find out Lassiter was shooting at the giant donut statue! The spooning line was the best though and then Lassie being all, "Stop telling people that!"
Kate: candy raspberriesceitfianna on June 25th, 2013 08:59 pm (UTC)
Your nephews are hilarious and wonderful.
dodger_sister: wee!sammydodger_sister on June 28th, 2013 12:40 am (UTC)
Your nephews are hilarious and wonderful.

They really are! Kids just have the best sense of humor. And The Canadian Nephew is such a clown too. :)