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15 October 2010 @ 12:23 am
Apparently, I Am A Dirty Lady...  
Just did this poll thingy.

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I totally agree with that, except it says it's based on...

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

crack (17x) - zombie (7x) - sexy (6x) - dead (5x) - kill (4x) - hell (3x) - steal (1x).


And I'm like, really? It isn't based on the many uses of the word "cock" or "dick"? And now I'm wondering how many times I have used those words in my LJ since I got it in May.

Just sayin'.
 
 
 
Jojo: Couple (b/b)jojothecr on October 15th, 2010 11:12 am (UTC)
I am SO boring. Obviously.

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No bad words were found.

I wonder if the rating would change with the word 'gay' - I use 'taste in men' tag instead.

dodger_sister: bitchi'manicegirl-jokermarydodger_sister on October 19th, 2010 07:19 am (UTC)
Well, if it makes you feel any better - your fics themselves often leave me feeling sad and wretched and like someone has ripped out my heart! That doesn't count as NC-17, but with all the heart-ripping you leave me with, that is pretty violent and should up your rating. ;) Okay, sometimes you leave me all warm and fuzzy feeling but I just wrote gen-kid-fic, so how did I get NC-17?

I wonder if the rating would change with the word 'gay' - I use 'taste in men' tag instead.

You have a "taste in men" tag? Hahaha, that's awesome. I hope that wouldn't change your rating. "Zombies" can up your rating - "gay" should not. But if it's based off of my tags, did it not recognize how many tags I have with the word threesome in them? Weird.
Jojo: Couple - (m/m)jojothecr on October 19th, 2010 03:40 pm (UTC)
You have a "taste in men" tag? Hahaha, that's awesome
I changed that during my strong 'Placebo period'. :D

your fics themselves often leave me feeling sad and wretched and like someone has ripped out my heart!
OMG, they're really that awful? Guess you won't like the next part of the 'Change of Season 'verse' then. ;)

threesome in them?
Maybe it doesn't understand the naughtiness behind it? O_O
dodger_sister: bitchi'manicegirl-jokermarydodger_sister on October 19th, 2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
OMG, they're really that awful? Guess you won't like the next part of the 'Change of Season 'verse' then.

Well, I enjoy a fic that makes me actually feel things and get emotional - whether it's happy or sad or wretched. I am sure I will like your next part of "C of S" (I always do), and if it gets a guttural reaction out of me, then you have done your job. ;) Which is why giving your LJ a fluffy-G-rating seems wrong to me.

I haven't had a chance to read the one you posted while I was away - Cuddling for Kittens - but I'm guessing by the title that it will leave me happywarmfuzzy, yes?
Jojo: Couple (b/b)jojothecr on October 20th, 2010 10:35 am (UTC)
but I'm guessing by the title that it will leave me happywarmfuzzy, yes?
I sure hope so. :)

I understand what you mean, but (especially lately) I feel that my fics lack depth, you know, maturity? I think they're childish and that the boys don't sound like grown men. It frustrates me. :(
ranua: squishranua on October 15th, 2010 06:34 pm (UTC)
Wow, I had no idea zombie was an NC-17 concept. You are a bad, bad person. Although, I suppose I am too. I ran my lj through it and got NC-17 for shit, hell and dick.
dodger_sister: bitchi'manicegirl-jokermarydodger_sister on October 19th, 2010 07:23 am (UTC)
I would have been disappointed had I gotten anything less than NC-17.

Wait...you got marked for "shit", "hell" and "dick"? Were they in your tags or in your actual LJ posts? I'm just wondering because I use the word "cock" a lot. And the word "fuck". I don't understand this test. lol
ranuaranua on October 19th, 2010 10:58 am (UTC)
They're in actual posts. (I have very few tags) And I'm sure I've got a number of fucks in there, not to mention the cock. It's weird what it picked up cuz the number of occurances is so low too. Maybe it only goes back so far?