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20 January 2011 @ 11:19 pm
"Off The Map" is sorely lacking in Enrique!  
So, I watched "Off The Map" today, the new show from the creator of "Grey's Anatomy" - which, for the record, I don't watch. This show was pretty much just Grey's on an island.

Apparently I missed the pilot episode last week, so someone who watched this show, please tell me...where exactly are they? I got that they are in South America, but...look, does anyone else find it odd that so many of the locals of this tiny rain-forest village speak English? Maybe I missed something, but I kind of found this full of fail and nonsense.

And not at all full of Enrique Murciano!!! BOO!! For his sake, I am glad. For my sake, not so much. I want my #1 TV BOYFRIEND BACK ON MY TV! (Honestly, I just want the characters Danny Taylor and Martin Fitzgerald to go be private investigators together on their own show.) Also, there were lots of naked women swimming in the lagoon or whatever, and hello, where is my naked Enrique?! Also, a missed opportunity to get him to speak some Spanish. It just rolls off of him like a sexgasm of words. It's delicious and delightful. As is he.

And Cheech was the medicine man of the village and all my sister had to say was, "Do you think you offered them Cherokee Hair Tampons?" (Anyone catches that reference, you win...my respect.)

Anyway, "Off the Map" blows and is slightly offensive and has NO ENRIQUE! On the upside, my Tivo tells me he will be popping up in an episode of "Medium" in the next few weeks so, - yay Tivo!

In Sum - My Tivo let's me watch Youtube from my TV!! Which means I can watch those uploaded "Misfits" episodes while working out. Also, I typed in the word "Dean" and the first thing that popped up was a Dean Winchester clip - so omg, I can watch SPN shit from Youtube on the big screen in my living room! TIVO IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER EXISTED EVER!!
 
 
 
Ironlily - Making My Marquevikingprincess on January 21st, 2011 04:25 am (UTC)
Your love for your Tivo is scaring me slightly. ;)
dodger_sister: televisiondodger_sister on January 23rd, 2011 09:30 pm (UTC)
You replied to this post before I could 'tag' it. You missed how I made a Tivo tag titled 'tivo and i will be in my bunk'.

BECAUSE I LOVE MY TIVO THAT MUCH!!

And now I have made a Tivo icon. (several, in fact.)

For when I talk about television. Or for when I talk about Tivo. Or for when I talk about inanimate objects that I would marry.

;)
Ironlily - Making My Marquevikingprincess on January 23rd, 2011 09:58 pm (UTC)
ROFL, awesome!
Deni: SPN & Chris Chippendalesdenig37 on January 21st, 2011 04:34 am (UTC)
that's nifty :-D...if you want some good SPN vids check out my journal...I posted some of my favourite vids (they are some of the best) when I was pissed at some people :-D
Starting here:
http://denig37.livejournal.com/18307.html

Enjoy! :-D
dodger_sister: humordodger_sister on January 23rd, 2011 09:35 pm (UTC)
I saw that on your journal actually. I had to tag them for later because I am so behind on shit. Maybe I should write down the titles of the vids and then watch them from MY TIVO!

I often use vids to help me unwind when I am stressed or upset too.

Also, your icon frightens me in the way that Bobble-Heads do. They want to eat me. Not that I would be opposed to that, coming from the men in your icon - but still, I am scared now. ;)
Deni: Baby just like that...denig37 on January 23rd, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC)
heh...the icon is from a vid I made actually :-D
You can find it here:
http://denig37.livejournal.com/9761.html

There is no excuse for why I did it :-D
Maybe you won't be scared anymore after you watch it :-D
More like laughed till you have tears in your eyes :-D
dodger_sister: screweddodger_sister on January 24th, 2011 02:48 am (UTC)
Ha! Nope, sorry bb, I watched the vid and now I'm gonna have nightmares! Seriously, I can't explain to you why giant heads creep me out so much - they always have.

Which is too bad, because I really should be thinking about all those gorgeous boys as Chippendale dancers - but instead I keep thinking about their giant heads eating my face off. lol
Deni: Kinky much?denig37 on January 24th, 2011 10:35 am (UTC)
eww...you have weird fantasy :-D
Menel: Glee - Chicks Don't Have Prostratesmenel on January 21st, 2011 01:08 pm (UTC)
You are making me so fucking jealous of Tivo that it's no longer funny.

*stalks off*
dodger_sister: noah puckermandodger_sister on January 23rd, 2011 09:39 pm (UTC)
I am sorry to make you jealous, dude. My love for my Tivo is the real deal and we are planning a May wedding.

Also, I have made several Tivo icons now. I was going to use one here (the one I call Tivo-orgy) but I have to retalitate to your awesomesauce of Puck (omg chicks don't have prostates!) with my Puck icon.

PUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!! When will he be back on my TV, dammit?!

OH OH, I can ask my Tivo!!

Edited at 2011-01-24 05:41 am (UTC)
ranua: aren't you specialranua on January 22nd, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
I am very jealous of your Tivo. It sounds way damn better than my dvr :(
dodger_sister: televisiondodger_sister on January 23rd, 2011 09:41 pm (UTC)
I am sorry that you have to have a DVR. DVRs suck. The only good thing about the DVR was The OC on Demand (we did watch The OC on Demand a lot.) But now I have Netflix on Demand and Youtube, so TIVO 4EVAH!!