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07 July 2010 @ 09:32 pm
My Other Boyfriend Will Also Smite You, Bitches  
In the continuing saga of my love affair with Chuck Shurley - let us recap, shall we?



Dodger Sim lives in a lovely mansion with Karen Walker and has the lifetime goal of having ten boyfriends. Karen starts dating The Evil Djinn. Also, randomly, and for no reason that anyone can understand, Evil Councilman Mark Pellegrino moves into the mansion with Karen and Dodger.

Then Dodger Sim starts dating Chuck Shurley. I squeed everywhere. I may have said that I hoped Dodger Sim didn't start dating anyone else, because I kind of loved the idea of Dodger+Chuck 4evah.

Then The Great God (my sister) of All World (name she has given her Sim game) went and put a crib in the house. I wasn't sure Chuck and I were ready, but I picked out names anyways, just in case. Everyone kind of hoped Karen would have a baby with Djinn, because he is blue and maybe the baby would be blue too.

Then Dodger Sim kept inviting Chuck over to the house. But being Chuck, he was very unmotivated to put on his pants and come over. Eventually, Dodger got bored and went in search of something to do. Evil Councilman Mark Pellegrino was home at the time and...

Oh, Chuck, I am so sorry. You had to know how easily amused I am by the shiny things in this world. Please, forgive me.

Dodger Sim totally started making out with Pellegrino. Then we had sex. Then we started dating.

Now...we have a child!

OMG, I had a baby with Evil Councilman Mark Pellegrino! Does this mean my child will grow up to be evil as well? Well, at the least, he will grow up to be a dick because we named him...Michael. That's right, Michael.

And yet, I am still dating Chuck. Since I'm not in an exclusive relationship with him anymore, let's just go right for it and get on that lifetime goal of having ten boyfriends.

Who else is available?

Charles Gunn is dating Dawn Summers, so he's out.
Richard Speight Jr is dating/living with/and having children with Misha Collins (They named their boys Raphael and Gabriel, so I guess Chuck and I won't be naming any of our yet-to-be-born children Gabriel, screw you Speight-Collins Family!)
Rob Benedict and Sam Winchester have been happily living together for years and have a beautiful daughter.

I could date Dean. He was engaged to Joyce Summers, but she died. He stood in the middle of his and Sam and Rob's living room for days and just cried. Eventually Sam and Rob had to go back to work, so Dean became their manny and taking care of the baby seems to have helped. He's doing better. Maybe he's ready to start dating again.

Castiel was madly in love with Adrianne Palicki, but she kept rejecting him. So he gave up and started dating Traci Dinwiddie and they are adorable together. They like to cuddle on the couch. Adrianne is dating no one now, and she just sits at home on the couch and it says she is sad and heart-broken. Guess she should have loved Cas when she had the chance. But anyway, Cas is out.

If anyone could get Spike to come out of his trailer, I could totally date Spike.
And Kreepy Krusty Klown was totally my favorite boyfriend in Sims 2 and he's lonely now that the Speight-Collins Family no longer lives with him, maybe I can date him.
Xander is married to Anya, they have a ridiculously bald-headed toddler, who kind of creeps me out.
I wouldn't mind dating Julie McNiven, I think she's single.

As long as I don't date a Twilight, because they eat their house-guests and their children. They've had three children. The first one disappeared mysteriously and the game shows it was never in existence. The other two are listed as dead. One day, they are in the crib, the next, they are dead. The Twilights eat people. Please, I don't want to date Edward, for so many reasons, really.

Also, Karen Walker did have a baby with The Evil Djinn, but sadly, it did not come out blue. It's just a regular boring old baby.

I hope my next child is a girl and I name it Anna. I hope Chuck is the father, but either way, we all know Michael needs a sibling to keep him in check, so Chuck or Evil Councilman Mark Pellegrino, please get on that.

Make with the sexy times. I want a daughter. (hey, Chuck, you don't have to put on pants for this part of the evening!)

And I am totally hand-waving that Mark Pellegrino isn't actually Lucifer, because he's Evil Councilman Mark Pellegrino, which clearly means he can smite you, bitches. Yet, once again, not any of you, because I love you all.


In sum: Mark Pellegrino wears red bikini brief underwear.
 
 
 
Dara :): [SPN] Save an Impalasansdatelimite on July 8th, 2010 02:06 am (UTC)
I don't think anything makes me laugh as hard as your sims updates do.

My game isn't half as epic as yours, apparantly. Other than the fact that my brother's self!sim and my self!sim are both dating Jo Harvelle. (Weird? Probably. We live in the same house, too.)

Mark Pellegrino wears red bikini brief underwear.
That made me lol way harder than it probably should have. My sim!Marksha does, too. >.>
dodger_sister: chuckisgod-nami86dodger_sister on July 8th, 2010 04:21 am (UTC)
I don't think anything makes me laugh as hard as your sims updates do.

Thank you! I love those stupid Sims. Technically, they are my sister's, but she doesn't post about them and I thought people needed to know. I mean, I am dating Chuck Shurley - and Rob and Sam Winchester have a daughter - and Richard and Misha have two boys named Raphael and Gabriel. The world needs to know!

She calls it "As All World Turns" and when the bff is down for the weekend, we get to go in the bedroom and watch her show us everything that has happened that week on our favorite summer show. Then we call each during the week and say things like "Do you think Xander and Anya got pregnant this week?" "Do you think Dean has stopped spending every night at the cemetary crying over Joyce Summer's grave?" "Do you think the Twilights had any more children and then ate them?"

My game isn't half as epic as yours, apparantly.

The sister spent months setting this up. She had several variations of games and just recently she moved all the little neighborhoods (Real Person, Real Life, Whedon-verse, Supernatural-verse) in to the same giant neighborhood and made this epic-mega-game. It amuses me to no end.

Other than the fact that my brother's self!sim and my self!sim are both dating Jo Harvelle. (Weird? Probably. We live in the same house, too.

Okay, Dodger Sim has never dated the same person as a relative before, and Dodger has had a lot of boyfriends over the years. But I'm kind of jealous, because I would totally be down with dating Jo! Do you and your brother ever slap each other over Jo? That would be awesome.

Mark Pellegrino wears red bikini brief underwear.
That made me lol way harder than it probably should have. My sim!Marksha does, too. >.>


Clearly this is a sign that Mark actually wears red bikini brief underwear. I think if the fans can all send Misha some underwear, they could certainly send Mark some red bikini briefs. Hmmm, makes me want RPS about Sims and Mark's underwear. I think the sister might kill me if I did that though. She already keeps yelling down the hall at me that Chuck is not God in her game, that she is God and Chuck is just an unemployed alcholic in a bathrobe. Whatever, our love is true, either way! *g* But turning her Sim game into RPS about Mark's underwear...but then again, I guess she'd never know!
Dara :): [CSI] Hodgessansdatelimite on July 8th, 2010 04:45 am (UTC)
Thank you! I love those stupid Sims. Technically, they are my sister's, but she doesn't post about them and I thought people needed to know. I mean, I am dating Chuck Shurley - and Rob and Sam Winchester have a daughter - and Richard and Misha have two boys named Raphael and Gabriel. The world needs to know!

I know what you mean, haha. Back when I was a sophomore in highschool (so like... three years ago...) I had this huge CSI obsesson and I had an entire neighborhood dedicated to that. I think the only reason I got on LJ back then was to tell the world how Ecklie's Bakery was doing, or that Greg and Hodges made buttbabies...

She calls it "As All World Turns" and when the bff is down for the weekend, we get to go in the bedroom and watch her show us everything that has happened that week on our favorite summer show.

That... is too epic for words, haha.

The sister spent months setting this up. She had several variations of games and just recently she moved all the little neighborhoods (Real Person, Real Life, Whedon-verse, Supernatural-verse) in to the same giant neighborhood and made this epic-mega-game. It amuses me to no end.

That's intense. I have a habit of downloading wayyy too much CC so my game crashes and I have to start from scratch every couple months. :[

Okay, Dodger Sim has never dated the same person as a relative before, and Dodger has had a lot of boyfriends over the years. But I'm kind of jealous, because I would totally be down with dating Jo! Do you and your brother ever slap each other over Jo? That would be awesome.

That's 'cause Jo is awesome. :D Our sims do get in fights. They stopped being BFFs. Then again, my little broter's sim proposed and my sim was like "wtf?". My little brother is all about creating drama, I think, haha.

Clearly this is a sign that Mark actually wears red bikini brief underwear. I think if the fans can all send Misha some underwear, they could certainly send Mark some red bikini briefs. Hmmm, makes me want RPS about Sims and Mark's underwear. I think the sister might kill me if I did that though. She already keeps yelling down the hall at me that Chuck is not God in her game, that she is God and Chuck is just an unemployed alcholic in a bathrobe. Whatever, our love is true, either way! *g* But turning her Sim game into RPS about Mark's underwear...but then again, I guess she'd never know!

You have to do this. Like, right now. I will... well, my usual options of stalking and making chocolate covered oreo balls seem to be impossible, but I can't even - this just has to be done. I think poor Marksha would be weirded out if people started sending him red bikini briefs though, lol.