So, anyways, here's a little therapy story for you. Apparently Guy Therapist is being transferred to a different clinic (again! And we can talk about my utter heartbreak over that at a later date). Anyways, I didn't know and I was in the office area making new appointments and K came in and said 'hi' and then asked whose schedule I was on. I told him and he raised his hand in the air all triumphant and I was like...
Me: What? What is that? Do you need something?
K: Nope. Just that I'm taking over Guy Therapist's patients when he transfers.
Me: What? Why? What do you mean he's transferring?
K: But you're going to be all mine now.
Me: What? What do you mean he's transferring? Why do I have to get stuck with your sorry ass?
All the Office Ladies: Ooooh. Oh no. Oh goodness. /gasp/ /shock/.
K just busted out laughing.
Me: No, it's fine, he knows I love him.
K: I do.
Me: That's just how I show affection.
K: You ladies couldn't hear the affection under all that? I totally could. Now, excuse me while I go workout to keep my sorry ass in shape.
Later, one of the office ladies came in the back to get something and said to Guy Therapist, "Is she back here cussing at you too?" And I yelled, "It's a valid form of expression!"
So, that was my day yesterday.