But I liked the coma world so much that I wanted to stay there and I knew all my friends were real somehow, so I stayed in the coma, but then during all the adventures and stuff, I kept hearing my loved ones calling my name. Like I would hear their voices on the air in the middle of climbing a mountain to retrieve the magical diamond or whatever. And I knew I had to go back, but I was heartbroken to think of leaving my friends, after all we been through together. Then some animated monster that I thought was part of my team started killing my friends and I knew it was going to keep coming after us unless I left. Like it was forcing me to leave my awesome magical world behind. I was so sad, saying goodbye to everyone, but I did, I left them all behind and woke up from my coma and after I had hugged all my family and they left the room, I said, "But I do need you, Hoggle, all of you," like the line from Labyrinth, and expected that like Labyrinth, they would all just appear. But they didn't.
So then I went on with my life and then it liked jumped forward and I was sick and in the hospital again and I knew I was dying somehow and I slipped back into a coma. And they were all there. All my friends. Just waiting for me. I walked through the crowd of them, smiling from ear to ear, so happy to see them, hugging them, and everyone greeting me so warmly, like no time had passed at all. And then I made it through the crowd and on the other side was a ledge and empty space of black nothingness. And I turned around and smiled at them all, so happy to get to see them, so happy they were all still there, together like that. And then I stepped off the ledge and fell into the nothingness. And somehow I knew that was me dying, but it was okay, because I got to see them all one last time. I felt so at peace.
And then I woke up for reals and was so happy and sad at the same time. So happy to have gotten to see them one last time and so sad that I would never see them again. Like bittersweet. Like the emotions were so strong even as I was realizing it was all a dream for real.
Then I fell back to sleep and this time I dreamed about Stiles and Derek and they were both in Derek's kitchen with their shirts off and Stiles was making toast and they were standing really close to each other, not speaking, but like Derek was just staring at Stiles and it was enormously tension filled and I was like, "Wow, this is a lot of sexual tension for a scene about making toast."
This is my brain, folks.