September 28th, 2012

sports

We Run The Mitten From The River Way Up To The Farms!

THE TIGERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE!!

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Aaaaahhhhh, wait...more baseball...I am sitting here watching yesterday's game that I taped and HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! Fister just broke a Tigers record - 8 strikeouts in a row!! Never in the 100+ years of Tigers history has a pitcher done that!! Fielder just made him step off the mound for a second so he could enjoy the fucking standing ovation he is getting - the crowd is losing their shit! I am losing my shit! OMG...NOW HE JUST DID IT AGAIN!! 9 IN A ROW - A NEW AMERICAN LEAGUE RECORD!!!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG!!! Okay, now the batter hit an infield out and the inning is over but the crowd is on its feet again for Fister!! He was one strikeout away from breaking the Major League record! OMG, THAT'S MY MAN!!!!!!

I didn't know that was going to happen when I started typing up this post about baseball!!! Oh shit and now KC has tied it in the ninth!! Wait...Holy shit, bottom of the ninth, 4 to 4, bases fucking loaded for Detroit - Avila hits an infield out but the run scores AND OMG THE TIGERS FUCKING TAKE IT!!!! WHAT A WAY TO END THE FINAL HOME GAME OF THE SEASON!!! The crowd is out of their heads right now at the stadium!! I'M EXCITED, OKAY?!

Post-game follow-up - the Soxs must have lost their game last night because Tigers are 2 games ahead!! And also, funnily enough, Fister didn't realize what he had done. He stepped off the mound when Fielder told him to - (for his standing ovation) - but he said Fielder does that sometimes when he wants Fister to take a breath and relax. He didn't understand what was going on and he asked Fielder and Fielder just smiled and said, "I'll tell you later." When Fister went into the dugout after the inning, the rest of the team swarmed him and he was still like, "What? What'd I do? What happened?" My boy is too fucking cute!

WE ARE SO CLOSE I CAN FUCKING TASTE IT!