December 19th, 2012

wtf

I Can’t Even.

So, after months of trash-talking 50 Shades of Grey, I finally decided to actually read it. I am regretting that decision immensely.

I had read bits and pieces of it before, some of the sex scene bits, and I had various thoughts on those, but I figured if I was going to keep talking trash every time someone brought it up, I’d better at least give it a chance. I really tried to go in with an open-mind, I did.

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In my final laugh at this stupidity - his name is Christian and his brother’s name is Elliot. Yeah, she disguises her other fandom well, doesn’t she?

I think I will cleanse my mind after this with the traditional Christmas reading of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Or maybe bleach. Whichever works best for brain-cleansing.