I WILL TAKE THIS FUTURE.
Remember the "tell your future" game you used to play with your girlfriends in like 5th grade? This is the virtual internets version of that.
So, um, yes that IS Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner and Jimmy Kimmel. Because, I don't know if you know this or not, but they come as a set. Together. It's trufax. AND I GET TO MARRY THEM! Hahaha, lest we forget, we live in the middle of the fucking desert. And I swear, I put "1" and "3" as options for the kids, but somehow I got the highest number that I put on the list. Also, WTF, we have 17 people in an apartment?! We better have some serious footage and sound-proofing in that place, especially with all the sex we will be having so that we can produce our 13 kids. I will NOT be driving my kids around in a golf cart, but I damn sure will be pimpin' that shit out and driving it myself. I kind of always wanted a golf cart. I GET TO BE LIKE LLOYD FROM "ENTOURAGE" - TALENT AGENT ASSISTANT - LOOK, LOOK THE GAME SAYS SO AND THE GAME NEVER LIES, except apparently for all those times when I was a kid. And for the record, I put "Hooker" and "Lay-About" on the list of jobs. I guess Jen will have to bear all of our 13 kids, since I will be busy having a job and all.
THIS WILL AMUSE ME FOREVER. Thank you, aythia for the entertainment of the evening,
WHAT WILL YOUR FUTURE BE,