I always forget how exciting the last few innings of a baseball game can be. Monday night's game was incredibly nerve-wracking, but watching the games is always a good excuse to just scream obscenities...as if I needed one. Verlander had an amazing game - high strike-out count and triple digit fastballs. Unreal. It was "the edge of your seat" till the last second though. I take great pleasure in the fact that Pretty-Boy Jeter was the last out for the Yankees. On your knees, you know what to do, Jeter.
Yeah, hi, I apparently can still get worked up about baseball.
Tuesday night's game is not even worth talking about. It's like we got nailed for grand theft auto and went to prison and found out our cellmate was from a biker gang and he's doing life. We were the fresh meat and it would have been nice if they had used some lube.
Of course, I do have to give credit where credit is due...Granderson made two unfuckingbelievable catches on Tuesday. I still find it a bit weird to see him in a Yankee uniform inside Comerica Park, but man, he earned those catches, possibly with blood.
Curtis, just come home, baby. We miss you.
In Non-Sports News...Apparently it is Jeremy Sisto's birthday, a fact I only know because imdb told me so when I went over there to look something up. This is weird because I was already planning on telling ya'll about the Jeremy Sisto dream I had the other night - the one and only Sisto dream I have ever had. In it, Kevin took me to a play, in which Jeremy played a college professor and Elijah Wood played his student. Then an ice storm was coming and Jeremy didn't realize that Elijah was homeless (or that he had a big crush on him). Jeremy was rushing to do something important before the storm hit and he ran past Elijah and said, "What are you doing?! Get inside!" and Elijah just stared at him and then I realized that being homeless and all, Elijah was going to die in the storm. Just then Elijah grabbed Jeremy and was all kissing him and they were full-on making out and then when they pulled away, Elijah goes, "I just didn't want to never have done that," (Faculty line, not even kidding!) and Jeremy was all, "Okay. (like all breathless) Get inside," and I was whispering to Kevin - "He's homeless, he's going to die. Jeremy doesn't realize this is the last time he'll ever see Elijah. Omg, this is so good. I can't believe they made out. I can't believe you took me to a play where two dudes made out. I hope this is one of those plays they record and put on DVD," and Kevin said, "I will buy you 12 copies of the DVD if you will stop talking now." It was awesome. Then other things happened after the play but who cares - I DREAMED ABOUT JEREMY SISTO AND ELIJAH WOOD MAKING OUT!!! Everything else is irrelevant.
In Sum: THAT'S WHY WE GET THESE FUCKING Ds TATTOOED ON OUR ARMS.