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20 June 2010 @ 05:04 pm
Dogs & Virginity (but not virgin dogs) and Werewolf Sex  

Dear casiedearestfic,

F. U. That's right, I said it.

Why, you ask? You thought our love was for real?

Yeah, well last night I dreamed about Half-Human-Half-Werewolf-Sex. That's right, WEREWOLF SEX.

Whose fault is that? No one else talks to me about dogs and virgins and oh yeah, incestuous werewolf sex at 2:30 in the morning. That's all you, baby.

It was the most disturbing thing that ever happened, ever.

No, don't touch me. I'm so not in the mood right now. I feel dirty and violated.

And I know, I totally took your virginity yesterday (Mike/Misha for the win and you know it, baby!) and you thought it'd be all hanky-panky from here on out, but I have to scrub the inside of my head now.

You know what's bizarre? Somehow my father's gun room featured into it. Oh yeah, it was a human-werewolf-sex dream, but the bizarre thing was my father's gun room. And the whole time, my subconscious was screaming "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, I'm gonna kill Casie."

And no, flowers and chocolates will not make this better. Let's talk about you loaning me your husband for the night and we'll see.


F. U.

Dear FList:

I apologize. I had to get that off my chest. Hope no one is scarred by that post. I apologize if you have werewolf sex dreams tonight. Trust me, it's not fun.

Now, excuse me, I have to go scrub myself with bleach.
You ain't got no pancake mix!: MISCE: I <3 Youcasiedearestfic on June 20th, 2010 09:23 pm (UTC)
Baby, come on, don't be like that.

You know I only share my deep dark secrets with those I love, this means I love you, baby!

And I swear I can make it up to you.

I already spoke to Chuck. He's up for it. I'll let you play with him, but... you need to let me watch.


All my love, Casie.
dodger_sister: chuckisgod-nami86dodger_sister on June 21st, 2010 01:43 am (UTC)
First, don't touch me. I feel unclean.

Second, I know you like to pretend otherwise, but we are both fully aware that I am in a serious relationship with Chuck. We are trying to get pregnant.

I meant Rob. Rob, your husband. Send him immediately. Preferably stoned and with his guitar. I am not hiding Jensen in the closet. He is not writing Rob love songs that may or may not be to the tune of the One Tree Hill theme.

Fine, you can watch but you are NOT allowed to speak. The disturbing things that come out of your mouth have no place in my bedroom.

Got it?
You ain't got no pancake mix!: SPNRP: Rob Benedictcasiedearestfic on June 21st, 2010 01:44 am (UTC)
This comment was too funny to reply to seriously, I fail.
dodger_sister: coachsue-yousuck-spencer_tdodger_sister on June 21st, 2010 01:45 am (UTC)
PS: Go here - Read This - M2 4evah.
Miss. Brie: [CELEB] Misha cheeky monkeyanyothergirl415 on June 20th, 2010 09:52 pm (UTC)
I'm a bit disturbed by this. A bit. Except!!! Mike/Misha FTW :D I can fully get on board that :D
dodger_sister: michael-kittyhair-fauxhawk-dodger_sisterdodger_sister on June 21st, 2010 01:49 am (UTC)
M2 4evah! OMG, your story! Squared Pairings are the best (see, squared pairings would be a good answer to every math student's question of "When am I ever going to apply this in real life?" Um, if you want to square your slash. That's when.)

Also, werewolves are not badass, Dean. They really, really aren't. Sorry, if I scarred you for life. Would you like some bleach to scrub down with?
liptonrm: narnia pevensies-coupedefeuliptonrm on June 20th, 2010 11:26 pm (UTC)
You're a crack monkey.

And I think you need to watch YouTube clip. Trust me, it's relevant to your interests.
dodger_sister: pucksear-nito_punkdodger_sister on June 21st, 2010 01:56 am (UTC)
I do enjoy the crack and the monkeys. I can't decide if this dream would have been better or worse if Chad had shown up.

So that someone yelled across the hall - "Why did you make a post titled Dogs and Virginity?" and I yelled back "Yeah, you probably don't want to read that."

Chris Colfer is the cutest most adorable little thing that ever lived! And hot damn, why does Kurt need Finn to protect him when Kurt can do that? Kurt should totally do more of that. How adorable was Amber, wanting to watch but also wanting to hide? OMG, I was all "I haven't checked newsletter in a week, I'm missing things." and then you went and found me things. I loves you. <--I've started talking like an internet fangirl! Shit. I meant, Dude you are very hardcore and shit. Crap.

I was slightly frightened to look at the link though. I thought it related to werewolves and I thought "Who are you? Jared? Showing me animal porn?" Sorry. I forgot it was you and not the douchebag Jared that lives in my head. Though sometimes you do throw candy at me.
Annie: heart dropaythia on June 21st, 2010 05:37 am (UTC)
I know I said your mind works in mysterious ways... can I take it back? I aren't sure it works at all!

That was...uhm...yeah. Ok. I...

No, there isn't words for it. Really not.
dodger_sister: michael-kittyhair-fauxhawk-dodger_sisterdodger_sister on June 22nd, 2010 06:46 am (UTC)
I know! Most. F-ed. Up. Thing. Ever.

Why couldn't I have had a nice Climbing-on-Jared dream? Or a Chad Michael Murray dream? Or a zombie dream? Or a dream involving all three of those?

Why, brain, why?!
Annie: heart dropaythia on June 22nd, 2010 10:58 am (UTC)
Maybe...it's your brains way of telling you that you dream too much of Jared-climbing while awake? Maybe your brain just wanted you to have some time off...

Or you know, maybe your brain is just really strange...