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27 February 2012 @ 09:20 pm
Fic: Picture Perfect & A Joy To Be Around - PG, Drabble, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Dean & Sam  
With my sister home sick today, I thought about this story that I wrote for her a few years back.

This was scribbled out on a piece of paper in the middle of the night for my sister - after she insisted that a) she wasn’t sick, b) she didn’t need to see a doctor, c) it’d only been two weeks and d) she’d just take some vitamins (I believe she may have said the exact words “picture of perfect health”) - and then I left the scribbled-out story for her on the bathroom sink.

Picture Perfect & A Joy To Be Around (or He Doesn’t Get Sick, He’s Dean Winchester).
Summary: Dean is not sick. Sam doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Drabble, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort(ish), Dean & Sam, PG with 240 words. For my sister.


Title: Picture Perfect & A Joy To Be Around (or He Doesn’t Get Sick, He’s Dean Winchester)
Author: The Artful Dodger / dodger_sister
Fandom: Supernatural
Category: Drabble, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort(ish)
Characters/Pairing: Dean & Sam
Rating: PG
Warnings: Very Mild Language
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Dean is not sick. Sam doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Word Count: 240 words
Date Written: 2009
Disclaimer: “Supernatural” is Eric Kripke’s and The CW’s. Flintstone Vitamins are yummy. No offense meant to Darth Vader. This story is mine and makes me no money.
Feedback: Bring it. dodger_sister / TheArtofDodger@comcast.net
Beta’d: Nope.
Author's Notes: This was scribbled out on a piece of paper in the middle of the night for my sister - after she insisted that a) she wasn’t sick, b) she didn’t need to see a doctor, c) it’d only been two weeks and d) she’d just take some vitamins (I believe she may have said the exact words “picture of perfect health”) - and then I left the scribbled out story for her on the bathroom sink.
Dedication: To baylorsr. She’s not sick. She always breathes like that. I love you. Get more sleep.




“Dude, I am not taking these.”

“Dean, you’re sick.”

“What are you talking about? I’m Picture-Perfect-Health-Man.”

“Really? Then how come you toss and turn all night? How come when I’m standing next to you, I feel like I’m on the job with Darth Vader? And whenever we stay at a motel that’s the least bit dusty, you make these horrible coughsneezehack noises and stuff comes out of your mouth that looks like the remains of your lungs?”

“It’s allergy season.”

“You don’t have allergies.”

“Dude, whatever. I’m not taking these,” and to make his point, Dean rolled down the window and chucked the bottle of Vitamin B Complex out the passenger side of the Impala.

Behind the wheel, Sam scowled and pressed his foot down on the gas, while next to him, Dean closed his eyes and relaxed to the soothing sounds of AC/DC.

***

Dean woke somewhere in New Mexico to find another bottle of vitamins in his lap.

Dean frowned, rolled down his window yet again and made to toss this latest insult to his perfection out of the car.

But something caught his eye and Dean stopped. “Dude, seriously? Flintstones?”

Sam half-scowled and half-smirked. “Just pretend they’re candy, Dean. When we get to Texas, you’re going to see a doctor. And if you’re good, you can have a lollipop.”

“Bite me.”

“Bitch.”

“Jerk,” Dean said, to cover the sound of a lid popping off of a bottle.


The End
 
 
 
Ironlily - Making My Marque: happybubblevikingprincess on February 28th, 2012 02:26 am (UTC)
I'm totally grinning ear to ear, over here. Thanks for sharing this!
dodger_sister: bros winchesterdodger_sister on March 3rd, 2012 02:17 am (UTC)
Thanks, babe! Always glad to make you grin!
randomstasis: applauserandomstasis on February 28th, 2012 06:06 am (UTC)
lol- Sam is smart and sneaky too!
dodger_sister: bros winchesterdodger_sister on March 3rd, 2012 02:18 am (UTC)
lol Yes, he is. Thanks so much for reading!
Kate: oh boys Winchestersceitfianna on February 28th, 2012 06:48 am (UTC)
Aww, this is adorable and lovely. I can see Sam doing that for Dean.
dodger_sister: bros winchesterdodger_sister on March 3rd, 2012 02:14 am (UTC)
Thanks! Sam loves his big brother, even when Dean is being a stubborn jackass. ;)
Jojo: SPN ⇒ Brothers [Playthings - walk]jojothecr on February 28th, 2012 10:56 am (UTC)
Awww, that is totally them! :D Short, but great! I liked. :)
dodger_sister: bros winchesterdodger_sister on March 3rd, 2012 02:15 am (UTC)
Thanks! I love writing their brotherly interactions.

Also, your icon is marvelous.
Jojo: SPN ⇒ Brothers [Playthings - walk]jojothecr on March 3rd, 2012 10:30 am (UTC)
Also, your icon is marvelous.
Made by rainyrainydays, stolen from akintay. I spent years adoring this icon. ;)
ranuaranua on March 1st, 2012 01:29 am (UTC)
=D too funny! Allergy season indeed!

you write the boys so adorable, whatever age you put them at
dodger_sister: bros winchesterdodger_sister on March 3rd, 2012 02:17 am (UTC)
Thanks, babe!

I am not even kidding - my sister actually claimed allergy season in the middle of December!

Thank you. I do love to write me some adorable boys.
wolfrider89: Dean hospitalwolfrider89 on March 2nd, 2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
*giggle* Awesome. Dean would totally be the stubborn kind of sick person. (I just wrote "stubborn kind of dick" and then went "uh, wait...") Love that Sam bought him Flintstones vitamins. :D
dodger_sister: bros winchesterdodger_sister on March 3rd, 2012 02:20 am (UTC)
Thanks! Usually I relate to Dean, but in this instance I totally related to Sam, with the stubborn older sibling, lol.

I just wrote "stubborn kind of dick" and then went "uh, wait...")

Ha! That means something else entirely. ;)

Flintstones vitamins - the only thing I would take for years, even into my adulthood. They just taste yumnmy, okay?!

Thanks for the love!
wolfrider89: Cas bamfwolfrider89 on March 3rd, 2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
Flintstones vitamins - the only thing I would take for years, even into my adulthood. They just taste yumnmy, okay?!
I'm sure they do. :D
flawed_x_design: suits. mmm....flawed_x_design on March 31st, 2012 02:19 pm (UTC)
Hahaha D'awwww.
I love that last line <3
dodger_sister: bros winchesterdodger_sister on April 3rd, 2012 01:37 am (UTC)
Thank you!! I love making people D'awwww. :)