And anyways, I have also had some awesome dreams in between all the horror. So let's talk about those...
In the first dream, I was helping The Avengers fight a bunch of monsters. It was very action packed and then suddenly in the middle of the battle, we found a baby laying on the ground. But it was a monster-baby because it had little nubs on its head that were clearly going to be horns one day and it had a devil's tail. Hawkeye wanted to kill it and I was like, "It's a baby!" and he was like, "Yeah, a monster baby!" I said we should rescue it and Hawkeye said, "I know how this will go. We'll take it home and raise it like some bad sitcom about superheroes raising a baby and then it will grow up and become a monster, cuz monster baby, and we'll all be so emotionally attached by then that we won't fight back and then, what do you know, we'll all be dead. Let's just kill it now." But I threw a fit and so we took the baby back to base (which oddly seemed to be a greasy diner). It was like a sitcom then with all The Avengers awkwardly passing the crying monster-baby around.
And then we were all eating the greasy diner food - (after I made a post in my blog about my day as a superhero) - and some bad guys came in. We started to run out of the building and suddenly it blew up behind us. The explosion sent me flying through the air and I landed on the ground and was all bloody and stuff. There was a man in a suit dead on the ground next to me. Hawkeye ran off with the baby. Coulson and Natasha came running over and asked me what happened and I said, "They want it. I lost it. They took it." Idk what I was talking about since Hawkeye had the baby. Then Coulson crouched down to try to tend to my wounds but it was a lost cause and I just kept saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," over and over to him and he kept shushing me and then he closed my eyes.
I thought, 'This is it. I am dead. Coulson should stop crouching next to my body and go help The Avengers. Except I am not dead. I am just laying here with my eyes closed breathing heavily. Why am I not dead? This is clearly my death scene. Maybe because you can't die in your dreams? Oh. OH. This is a dream. Shit." And then my logical brain woke me up.
Then I had a dream about Scrubs where I was at the UofM for a doctor's appointment and I had to wait for my brother to get off work or something. I decided to have lunch with the two guys who used to live with me and my sister (which I knew in the way that you know things in dreams), as it turned out was Turk and JD. During lunch The Todd came over and chatted me up and he was all shy and blushy. It turned out that I knew him because he went to school with my brother. Later, I was telling someone how I miss when Turk and JD were my roommates. Just as I said that, I came in the room and Turk was demonstrating something for all the surgeons and he threw himself on the floor in some weird exorcist way and I looked down at him and said, "I take it back. I don't miss having you as a roommate." He, of course, looked up at me from the floor and said, "Yeah you do, baby."
Then somehow I ended up spending the night in the hospital. First there were these cops who were searching the hallways for an escaped peacock. Only they were walking around in a way that they claimed looked like how a peacock walks and said that would attract the bird more easily. Frankly, they all looked like they were walking like chickens to me. Then a dog came in my room, just wandering around, begging for food. I was like, "What kind of hospital has peacocks and dogs running around in it?" I kept telling my family and they were saying, "What are you talking about? All hospitals have animals at night. It's like you've never spent the night in a hospital before." I was flabbergasted. I kept saying, "That's not right. Who thinks it is okay to have animals loose in a hospital? You wait until The Todd gets here. He'll agree with me!" and then my family was like, "Oh yeah, The Todd. Because people take him so seriously." I, of course, rushed to his defense and yelled, "Shut up! I love him! You don't know!" I don't remember what else happened except at some point The Todd did come see me and brought me flowers and winked at me.
The Todd winked at me! Who cares if it was only a dream - I woke up happy.